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Make the rest of your years
Why God Created Children
Presents
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
(AND IN THE
PROCESS
GRANDCHILDREN)
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students..
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing He said was
"DON'T! "
"Don't what ?"
Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.
"Forbidden
fruit?
We have
forbidden
fruit?
Hey Eve...we
have
forbidden
fruit!"
" No Way
!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat
the fruit!"
said God.
"Why?"
"Because I
am your
Father and I
said so!
"
God replied,
wondering
why He
hadn't
stopped
creation
after making
the
elephants.
A few
minutes
later,
God saw His
children
having an
apple break
and He was
ticked!
"Didn't I
tell you not
to eat the
fruit
?
"
God asked.
"Uh huh,"
Adam
replied.
"Then why
did you?
"
said the
Father.
"I don't
know,"
said Eve.
"She started
it!
"
Adam said.
"Did not!
"
"Did too!
"
"DID NOT!
"
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS
REASSURANCE
IN THE STORY!
If you have
persistently
and lovingly
tried to
give
children
wisdom
and they
haven't
taken it,
don't be
hard on
yourself.
If God had
trouble
raising
children,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact, they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We
childproofed
our homes,
but they are
still
getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
First, watch what you say and do around children - you never know when children might be listening or watching (or maybe even spying)
Second, be
nice to your
kids. One
day, believe
it or not,
you will
cherish the
fleeting
moments that
become
memories
(Sean Isaacs - Age 8)
. . . . besides, they get to pick out
your nursing home when you are old
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU
HAVE A LOT
OF TENSION
AND YOU GET
A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT
SAYS
ON THE
ASPIRIN
BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND
"KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!
Now quick,
tell ten
people about
this page
within the
next five
minutes.
Nothing will
happen if
you don't,
but if you
do,
ten people will be laughing
Pssssst! If you liked this page, pass it on to friends and family. And, be sure not to miss Take Me Back - a humorous and nostalgic look at days gone by from The Best Years in Life!
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Sean and Savannah Isaacs 2010