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My First Trip to Destin Florida
by Tony M. Isaacs
Best Years in Life)
Have you ever been to Destin, Florida?
I love the white sand beaches, moderate climate and beautiful clear blue ocean
there, although it's a much more touristy kind of place than it was about 30
years ago when I first went there with my father, step mother, half-sister, and
other family members. I remember that we checked into this one and a half star
motel right on the beach, next door to a new circular tower motel which had a
revolving restaurant on the top. Made my step-mother nauseous being in the
Soon after we unpacked, we headed to the beach with our spiffy swim suits, our
relatively pale bodies glistening with ample amounts of the aforementioned
tanning oil. As soon as we got near the beach, this demonic bee that appeared to
be a cross between a bumblebee, a pissed off hornet and a kamikaze pilot began
to attack. So we began to dodge and swat as we continued toward the water. Then
another bee joined in and we dodged and swatted even more. Then another couple
of bees joined in and we began to look like the Grambling Marching Band
double-timing it to the beach. In only seconds, a whole swarm of bees was upon
us and the rout was on.
Then there was my step-mother (heh, heh, heh). Yep, straight out of the chorus
line of Fantasia, but with inferior choreography,
a gaudier outfit, and large, pendulous breasts, thus came my stepmother, scattering sunbathers, small children and a few loose pets. With a high
pitched squeal and appendages flying in all directions, onward she came . . .
along with the main body of the swarm of bees. About 20 yards from the water,
her spasms and movements somehow organized into this unholy rhythm of jiggling
flesh, waving arms, waddling legs, and two enormous breasts that bounced
mightily back and forth from the vicinity of her lap all the way up to her face
and back. BAH-BLAM, BAH-BLAM, BAH-BLAM!
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Tony Isaacs is a member of the National Health Federation and the American Botanical Council. He is a natural health advocate and researcher and the author of books and articles about natural health including "Cancer's Natural Enemy." Mr. Isaacs articles are featured at The Truth About Cancer, the Health Science Institute's Healthiertalk website, CureZone, the Crusador, Health Secrets, the Cancer Tutor, the Silver Bulletin, the New Zealand Journal of Natural Health, and several other venues. In addition, he hosts the Yahoo Oleandersoup Health group of over 3500 members and the CureZone Ask Tony Isaacs - Featuring Luella Isaacs forum. He is also the local moderator of the CureZone Cancer Alternatives forum. Tony and his partner Luella Isaacs host The Best Years in Life natural health website where their motto is "It's never too late or too early to begin living longer, healthier and happier lives."
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