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So you think you have a crummy job?
A Palm Tree?
A Clear Case of Bad House Erection
I think my wife is hinting she wants to have a baby
50 Crazy State Laws - You Gotta See This!
There are some truly zany state laws in these United States. For example, in Georgia it is illegal to keep an ice cream cone in you back pocket on Sundays. In North Carolina elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. In Connecticut a pickle may not be legally considered a pickle unless it bounces.
Click on the image or Click Here to see a crazy law in each of the 50 states.
Sometimes it might be best to
Maybe rethink the placement here?
Oh no! There's a group of
Now there's a real hunting dog for you!
Stop sign on John Wayne Blvd?
Look, it's an early photo of Stumpy!
Sometimes there are advantages to being short.
Click on the above image for the best ever SNL skit
A barber's car?
"Never mind, I'll do it myself."
They Said THIS In the Church Bulletin?
Heavens to Betsy! When you're spreading God's word, it's important to pay attention to commas and spelling and proper phrasing. If you don't, you may end up saying something other than what you really intended. And sometimes the result can be scandalous--or just funny as all get out. The following are excerpts from church bulletins nationwide.
--The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks On the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching For Jesus."
--At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Suffer the little children
--Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
--For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
--Sunday School: Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
The Power of Prayer
--Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
--Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help.
--Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
After the worship service...
--This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
--Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
--The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
--Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
--Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday at 10 a.m. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
--The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Which Door Do I Use?
--The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
--Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
No Good Deed Will Go Unpunished
--Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
--Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
How Much Money Should I Give?
--The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
Training Your Adopted Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house
and bark at anyone who comes in or walks
past. For this, I will give you a life
span of twenty years.'
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make
them laugh. For this, I'll give you a
twenty-year life span.'
Tallywhacker Bush Bats and the Doo Doo Eating Dog
by Tony Isaacs
One weekend about 20 or so years ago, (my God, has it been that long?) my cousin Jeff and I loaded up his son Jason, aged ten, and my son Sean aged eight, along with Jeff's black Rotweiler named Sam and off we went to four-wheel it through the marshy bottoms to camp out on Jeff's 43 acres of land that lies on both sides of the South Sulphur River. A few years later we built a cabin, but in those days our campsite consisted pretty much of tents, tarps and a wooden electrical cable spool that we used as a table
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